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I WANT SNOO SNOO
« on: May 13, 2013 (10:55 AM) »
Ne1 ells wunt snoo snooz?

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Re: I WANT SNOO SNOO
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2013 (12:42 AM) »
I'm a little buzzed so I feel a little more... risque. I'll tell you all a funny story that happened at a store called Shoppers Drug Mart. It's a pharmacy thing here in Canada. They had a printable coupon for 25% off your purchase of regular priced items (stuff that is not on sale). I went in to buy condoms. These kind never go on sale because they are specialty ones. Ehhhemmm. I have a slight latex sensitivity so Ron has to use polyisoprene ones. Also Ron is 6'4". He wears a size 13 4EE shoes and let's just say that it's true about what they say about guys with big feet (read we need to buy large size). Anyway the large size polyisoprene ones never go on sale. So I bought the 5 boxes they had in stock.

As "luck" would have it, an overweight male my age was manning the check out. And all I was buying was the condoms. For people that don't know, I am 5'4" and currently 103lbs. This guy looked at my purchase, looked at me and then blushed and proceeded to check me out. Instead of hitting "5" on the thing and then scanning one, he scanned each one, slowly, making awkward eye contact as he did so. I paid the $60 (still cheaper than a baby) and left trying hard not to laugh at this guy for making it so damn awkward. I'll never forget that. It won't be repeated since I am planning on getting a tubal ligation soon.

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Re: I WANT SNOO SNOO
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2014 (12:31 PM) »
cool story bro

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Re: I WANT SNOO SNOO
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2014 (12:38 PM) »
Your mom's a cool story.
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Re: I WANT SNOO SNOO
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2014 (12:40 PM) »
ITT: myo's still a whore


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Re: I WANT SNOO SNOO
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2014 (01:35 PM) »
ITT: myo's still a whore


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Re: I WANT SNOO SNOO
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2014 (07:47 PM) »
Got you to post though, so the bait was a success!