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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #15 on: June 21, 2012 (01:01 AM) »
This is why I dislike this thread. We're talking about shit all the time that deserves its own thread. Like the new Spider-Man film. If there's a goddamn thread for it, use it.

We don't want any threads dying quickly 'cause we're too busy chatting about it here.

I was actually going to say something along these lines, but then I remembered that I'm not Foz.

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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2012 (09:55 AM) »
If relevant discussion on something shows up in an unrelated thread, we can always merge posts. But I don't want to stifle natural conversation by requiring people to stay "on topic".
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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #17 on: June 21, 2012 (07:17 PM) »
We hadn't even talked about Spidey for 6 posts at that point and that last post about Spidey was pointing to the newly created Spidey thread. WTFRU talkin' aboot?


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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2012 (08:28 PM) »
Do what I do and post something completely arbitrary. :P

Stop searching for answers. It's all in your head.
Stop searching for answers. It's all in your head.
Stop searching for answers. It's all in your head.
Stop searching for answers. It's all in your head.
Stop searching for answers. It's all in your head.
Stop searching for answers. It's all in your head.
You are already dead.
You are already....
Dead.

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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2012 (05:31 PM) »
Srsly guise. Guise srsly. Guise. Srsly.

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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2012 (10:40 PM) »
 ;-D
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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2012 (10:47 PM) »
You know what suck? Periods. Who the jogress's idea was that?
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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2012 (10:51 PM) »
I'm guessing someone who didn't like run-on sentences.
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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2012 (10:54 PM) »
Bu-dum tisssss.
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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2012 (11:11 PM) »
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DM says, 'you're gunna die, roll a d6'


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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2012 (10:37 AM) »
You know what sucks? Nothing. Because I'm a guy.

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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2012 (10:50 AM) »
Nothing sucks?

Guess that means someone isn't getting any bjs.  lol
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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2012 (10:59 AM) »
Who needs a bj when I can just flip them over and enter PENETRATION MODE?

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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #28 on: June 27, 2012 (12:24 PM) »
I guess my question is this: Can you love your woman every day of the month, if you know what I mean?

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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #29 on: June 27, 2012 (02:57 PM) »
I guess my question is this: Can you love your woman every day of the month, if you know what I mean?

Yes, she just has to take anal for a week.