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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #30 on: June 27, 2012 (11:05 PM) »
Redwings Squad Leader reporting in.

Any guy who refuses to earn his is a pansy.
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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #31 on: June 28, 2012 (07:45 PM) »
That's assuming the girl would want to have sex while on her period in the first place.
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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #32 on: June 28, 2012 (09:08 PM) »
I only have had two girlfriends who were really hesitant once they found out it didn't bother me, and both of them it had to do with them having heavy floes that required logistical considerations to contain the mess.  Puppy pads work wonders.  Actual redwings is another matter of course, I had meant of course if the girl wanted him to go down, and not all girls are cool with that, much less request it, of course all persons are individuals.
If you want even more insanity related to that above, go here http://ctrayson.blogspot.com/ .  Why are you insinuating that I have ulterior motives for promoting the therein linked blog?  That is absurd.  I even tried to kill the author a few times; don't even like the guy much of the time.  He is a devilishly handsome fellow though, good singing voice, funny, kind as a kitten, good with kids, enthralling writer...and a beguiling dancer.  Seriously though, don't let him know I sent you.  It could ruin everything if he knew <.<

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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #33 on: June 28, 2012 (11:57 PM) »
I must be the unluckiest guy ever. I've had three girlfriends with whom I've been in a legit relationship with, and each of them were the type that got horny during their period. Thankfully none of them had heavy flows.

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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #34 on: June 29, 2012 (12:06 AM) »
And what, pray tell, is wrong with a woman being horny?
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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #35 on: June 29, 2012 (12:48 AM) »
Nothing, but I'd rather not be left with a bloody tool, if you catch my drift.

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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #36 on: June 29, 2012 (12:30 PM) »
Then stop sleeping with women with vagina dentata.
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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #37 on: June 29, 2012 (12:35 PM) »
Then stop sleeping with women with vagina dentata.

It's more like I have... hmm... put bluntly, a spiked penis.

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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #38 on: June 29, 2012 (12:44 PM) »
Um, spiked things usually aren't blunt.
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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #39 on: June 29, 2012 (12:54 PM) »
My wording on the matter was blunt. That word means more than you think it means.

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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #40 on: June 29, 2012 (03:55 PM) »
I don't know why I bother to read this thread.   ;_;

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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #41 on: June 29, 2012 (04:03 PM) »
Because you love us in a caring, motherly way, no matter how horrible we are.
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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #42 on: June 29, 2012 (04:04 PM) »
The same reason we all do, Enaz. To reach 2012 posts.

Oh, and I guess if I could put some terminology to it, it could be "penis hamatis".

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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #43 on: June 29, 2012 (05:42 PM) »
Um, isn't the rule we stop when we make Enaz cry?
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Re: 2012 POSTS (Mature)
« Reply #44 on: June 29, 2012 (08:43 PM) »
No. We keep going. Then, when the time is right, he'll be the family man America needs.